white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them